march 28th 2006:
A few more tracks, and then a break for a month or
so. Where I'll be, some people know -- but not everybody. Ask around. Someone
might tell you where I am. Or not. In any case, I hope you enjoy the following.
I came back to bad mouthin' female flow masters... I can't escape them. Who
can? :
"I Wanna Be Conceited Non Stop"
(3:25 -- 4.9MB)
march 8th 2006:
Momentum actually is existing on this side of the
machine (for once!) More new links! And more tracks! Hope you like Eminem. I've
learned he certainly likes the words "ass" and "shake". You make of that what
you will or want. If you care or dare:
"I'm Just Ready To Lose It" (3:38 --
5.2MB)
february 10th 2006:
In "Lance" time, it hasn't been a long while, but
it's been a long time since the last update especially given the activity in
between.
"The Difference A Breath Makes"
(4:16 -- 6.1MB)
december 6th 2005:
First off, a MUCH belated thanks to the Lenlow and
the BC at the Mash Ave for
hosting me for a last minute spooktacular Halloween edition of their great
semi-monthy in lovely Union Square/Somerville MASS! I'd be excited to come
back. You should be excited to go as much as possible, if it's happening, and
you live there. (*coughorangewhipscough*)
And, tomorrow, December 7th, I come back to Vancouver to guest-DJ at the
great downtown weekly called
Big Trouble @ The Lotus. This won't be all mash-ups, but mashing will
be done here and there. I'll finally be able to showcase more than a sliver of
a sadly large wax collection. I hope, in the future, there will be a social
program for DJ veterans with bad backs -- oh, that's right, this is the U.S.,
and Final Scratch is going to destroy vinyl in 2010. Never mind!
I hope to see you guys tomorrow. Team Trainwreck, the duo that host Big
Trouble are great, great DJs, and great folks. I'm surprised they're not the
kingpins of Gastown... or at least higher profile pimps than they already are.
october 27th 2005:
Aie. Too busy to properly update gigs here, although
this was all arranged at the last minute.
If you are in the Boston area this Friday, October 28th evening, it
would be swell to say hi to you at The Independent where I'll be spinning some
(hopefully) Hallow's-Eve-friendly tunes with resident DJs Lenlow and BC over at
Mash Ave.. I believe I start the the night off at 10pm, and it will all
go on until 1 or 1:30am. I'll be doing two smaller sets.. one around 10pm and
11:30pm.. I think. Baaaaaaah, just get there by 10pm already! That's certainly
an acceptable Beer O'Clock! (Important note: follow the directions on the
website. Google Maps will confuse you! Trust me! I was very confused,
initially. Then again, I'm easily confused.)
In site related news (!!), there will be a Pics section coming soon, featuring
live pics of yours truly... great for Pin The Tail On The Ass games, and I'm
not talking the "hinder" kind (although I've gotten compliments. Too kind!)
Thanks again to my Vancouver friends for the good time that kicked off this
month. Man, this month seemed like a year or something. Why?
Those of you in Vancouver, Beautiful British
Columbia, Canada.. there is a party happening this Saturday, October 1st
where I'll be playing. Where is it? When is it? You're going to have to e-mail
me to find out. It's a hush-hush thing. I'm doing a set probably around 11pm or
so but even that's not guaranteed. But the entire night should be fun for girl,
boy, and girlboy.
HUMONGO thank-you's to the very warm and kind Adrian, D, Partyben, Dada, and
many others at Bootie in San Francisco (and now Bootie LA in Los
Angaleez). I can't give enough thanks to Freddy, Ruler of Trousers for
letting me make noise at Seattle's Frankenboot as well. I'm hoping to
make close pals in each city, step by step. (STEP ONE!)
august 26th 2005:
Just so I stay sleepless and nervous, I've asked and
was subsequently graciously invited to be one of the DJ's for the September
edition of San Francisco's Bootie!
The big day is Saturday, September 10th. Bootie commencement will happen
at the Cherry Bar. I'm quite excited about this, as I was about
Frankenboot a couple of months ago... except I'm flying this time, so
I'm extra nervous, of course...
The Bootie link should tell you everything. I'm giving no secrets away except
that there will be new stuff and older stuff. That's it! Don't you try to ask
me for more information. I'm warning you. No! Don't!
I hope to see you guys there. :)
june 12th 2005:
What? So, I haven't updated this site in, oh, what,
almost three years? Do you guys think I'm still unemployed or something? (dear
god, where have I been? *sobs*)
"Sheilium" (4:21 -- 6.2MB)
december 20th 2002:
MANY apologies for the delays...
"Lose Yrself Fitter" (4:26 -- 6.3MB)
"Wasn't On Hold" (3:38 -- 5.2MB)
Also, I've been "advised" to take down this initial run of Mp3s in the very
near future. So, you now have been forewarned.
september 16th 2002:
YES! More...
"Bust A Million" (3:57 -- 5.6MB)
"Don't You Want My Big Head" (4:01 --
5.7MB)
"Closetsitter" (4:00 -- 5.7MB)
Let's hear it for FADE OUTS!... Uh... WOO!
august 17th 2002:
Believe it or not, www.lancelockarm.com
now exists! Or at least, it exists just so it can redirect your browser to this
page, still. But, hey, at least it's easier to remember! Oh, and I took away
the link to the "site redux" page. No one's complained about the format of this
page so far, so there's no need to update that old one anymore.
...
At long last, some new stuff here...
"S'Wash Ya Wart" (4:36 -- 6.5MB)
...
...and a little RUFF GOTH series...
"What's My Dare" (4:04 -- 5.8MB)
"Go Lo!" (3:49 -- 5.4MB)
"Zcroom" (3:12 -- 4.6MB)
I'm going to aim for more accessible tracks next time. Or at least tracks that
were as fun as the original first three.
july 26th 2002:
For a small time, the Missy related tracks were
taken down. They are now back up. I've also remastered
"Whatcha Gon' Do, My Black Ass!" so that it "kicks" a bit more. More
news to follow!
july 9th 2002:
site redizzying! ur, design!
Just barely in! Lance's submission for the 7/7 "fookin bootlegs" special on
james and eddy's program on Radio XFM, London
"Bladderwaul" (4:59 -- 7MB)
(Note: despite the title, this is meant to be a very respectful
take on the Oasis hit)
And by popular demand...
"Bring The Muzik Back" (3:55 --
5.6MB)
(Note
: this is the extended version of "Bring The Muzik" from way back when)
"Save The Whole World For Later"
(4:47 -- 6.8MB)
"I Twist Them Girls" (4:23 -- 6.2MB)
...
"Come To Missy" (2:11 -- 3.1MB)
"Shotlicker" (4:25 -- 6.3MB)
"Isofreakonol" (4:23 -- 6.2MB)
...
"Whatcha Gon' Do, My Black Ass!" (3:18
-- 4.7MB)
Boomselection.info
plugs this here page. YES! Launch! (haw haw)
"Wouldn't It Be Ecstacy?" (2:34 -- 3.7MB)
"Bring The Muzik" (1:30 -- 2.2MB)
"Nasty Voices" (2:56 -- 4.2MB)
(Remy Ma "Conceited (There's Something About Remy) (a cappella)" + Kraftwerk
"Musique Non Stop" + The Stooges "I Wanna Be Your Dog" + Alice Cooper
"Lie Down And Die Goodbyte" -- inspired by hearing Cybotron's first album and
wondering if this is the sort of thing they were aiming for on the
guitar-driven tracks on that record. Eh, probably not.)
"Lose The Flowers" (3:45 -- 5.3MB)
(Missy Elliott feat. Ciara "Lose Control (a cappella)" + M83 "Run
Into Flowers (Midnight Fuck Remix by Jackson)" -- a work in progress --
well, procrastination really -- for over a year! Revived with new vocal track..
finally.)
"I'm Really Five Eighty-Sixed" (3:20 -- 4.7MB)
(Missy Elliott "I'm Really Hot (a cappella)" + New Order "5 8 6
(Peel Session)" -- debuted live at Frankenboot in June 2005.)
See ya in May!
(Eminem "Just Lose It (a cappella)" + Kano "I'm Ready (Extended)"
-- note: This is the Italian 80s dance group, not the recent grime artist,
although I love his stuff as well.)
"Shake That Bounty" (4:28 -- 6.3MB)
(Eminem & Nate Dogg "Shake That (a cappella)" + Depth Charge "Bounty
Killers" + Los Del Rio "Macarena" -- note: TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF
"Macarena"! RESPECT!)
"Ass Like Plankton" (4:03 -- 5.8MB)
(Eminem "Ass Like That (a cappella)" + Dylan & Face "Plankton
2000 (V.I.P.)" -- note: first jungle offering -- if you hate jungle, pass this
one.)
Yet more stuff soon! (No Eminem this time.)
For starters, thanks again to DJ King Of
Pants of ye mighty Frankenboot for the third invite on January
21st. I have to say that F-boot is picking it up more and more than ever
before, over one year and strong. So, I stress supporting this monthly with all
you got.
Also, I finally updated my links, at long last! They've been suffering for
quite a while, so hopefully you can revisit and experience work from people who
are blasting off right now as you read this.
Finally, I've finally been getting momentum going and have a couple of new
tracks. I figured one track last year was a bit pathetic, so I promised -- ur,
forced -- myself to pick up the pace a bit this year and hopefully surpass the
output from the year 2002. Without further ado, here are the new mashes:
(Destiny's Child "Lose My Breath (a cappella)" + The MFA "The
Difference It Makes")
"5,000,000 Bites To Dust A CEO's Log" (5:32 --
7.8MB)
(The Coup "5,000,000 Ways To Kill A CEO (a cappella)" + Queen "Another
One Bites The Dust" + Boards Of Canada "nlogax" + Red Myers "Subzero")
So, um, yeah.. here's to more stuff soon!
september 29th 2005:
(Ready For The World "Oh Sheila (a cappella)" + Black Strobe "The
Abwehr Disco")
I also forgot to mention that I did a secret gig this past May at Frankenboot,
the Seattle mash-up monthly that's been a happenin' courtesy of
DJ Freddy, King Of Pants and the great folks at
The Re-Bar. It went alright!.. well, aside from some isolated insults
and sharp objects thrown in my direction. But it went good enough such that
I'll be "officially" guesting there again this coming June 18th, 2005
. Call it a solstice mash-up extragonzo. Besides, there's nothing else going on
that night except that guy who used to be in Pavement. And, well, I don't see
too much of a crossover crowd problem there. And he also plays up here all the
time anyway! But I digress. Please come on by, if you're in Seattle, this
Saturday. The previous links to King Of Pants and The Re-bar should tell you
everything you need to know.
(Eminem "Lose Yourself (a cappella)" + Smashing Pumpkins "Cherub
Rock" + The Cure "Primary (extended)" + Sonic Youth "Titanium
Exposé")
(this mix was done as a Xmas present for someone very special and important to
me)
(Shaggy + Ricardo "Rikrok" Lucent "It Wasn't Me (a cappella)" + Thompson
Twins
"Hold Me Now (Extended)")
I think these last couple pretty much sum up this initial chapter for the
Lockarm posse. Resolution 2003 soon to be in full effect! : far more original
remixing... and less of the "A + B" style mashups. If you have any suggestions
or types of things you want to hear, please feel free to e-mail.
(A B C "How To Be A Millionare (a cappella)" + Young MC "Bust A
Move (instrumental)")
("Bust A Million" is based on a live thing, which just had to committed to
something eventually)
(Ms. Jade "Big Head (a cappella)" + Human League
"Don't You Want Me (Extended)")
(Eminem "Cleanin' Out My Closet (a cappella)" + Soft Cell
"Bedsitter")
(Beastie Boys "So Whatcha Want (a cappella)" + Schoolly D "Saturday
Night" + My Bloody Valentine
"I Only Said")
(D M X "What's My Name (a cappella)" + Bauhaus
"Double Dare")
(JT Money "Hi-Lo (a cappella)" + Tones On Tail
"Go! (Club Mix)")
(Dr. Dre and LL Cool J "Zoom (a cappella)" + The Swans
"A Screw")
(sorry, if you prefer the old site you can replace it
here)
july 4th 2002:
(Oasis "Wonderwall" + Ko Wreck Technique "Behavior" +
some much needed help from Basin Jently)
july 1st 2002:
(Public Enemy "Bring The Noise (a cappella)" + Ice T "I'm Your
Pusher (a cappella)" +
Beastie Boys "Shake Your Rump (a cappella)" + M
"Pop Muzik")
june 13th 2002:
(Outkast "The Whole World (a cappella)" + The Beat "Save it For
Later")
(Note: that's The English Beat
to all y'all 'mericans)
(Tyrese "I Like Them Girls (a cappella)" + Tones On Tail
"Twist")
(Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott "She's A Bitch (a cappella)" and then some
+ Aphex Twin "Come To Daddy - Pappy Mix")
(Note
: Lance would like to sincerely and seriously apologize for "Come To Missy")
(Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott "Lick Shots (a cappella)" + Aphex Twin
"Windowlicker")
(Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott "Get Ur Freak On (a cappella)" + Aphex Twin
"Isopropanol")
(Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott and Timbaland "Whatcha Gon' Do? (a
cappella)" + Shellac
"My Black Ass")
may 21st 2002:
may 19th 2002:
(The Beach Boys "Wouldn't It Be Nice? (vocals)" + Spacemen 3
"Ecstacy In Slow Motion")
(Public Enemy "Bring The Noise (a cappella)" + M
"Pop Muzik")
(Janet Jackson "Nasty (a cappella)" + The Police
"Voices Inside My Head")